Lying on the Internet is now Illegal: Penalty is death.

The United States Senate recently just passed another strict internet law that now makes all fraud, and false internet posts illegal. The law states that "Any one individual that is a citizen or resident of the United States found guilty or suspected of Internet Fraud/Falsehood will be sentenced to death by torture." FBI agents have just arrested and put to death everyone that has ever worked for "The Onion" and are currently working on other false newspapers. Republican Candidate Rick Santorum said that "It is a necessary step forward for our country that will allow the nothing but the truth on the internet." Shortly after he said this, Santorum was shot by FBI agents for his entire campaign which has just been him lying the whole time. One of the biggest busts though was in a Wisconsin High School in Door County, where the students were assigned a project in which they were supposed to lie about a current event blog. FBI agents are now tracking and monitoring everyone that will be posting a false blog between now and Wednesday night and will move in and shoot everyone convicted of internet falsehood on sight in their homes the next morning.